Wednesday, January 1, 2014

25 Skills Every Man Should Know

ESQUIRES 25 SKILLS EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW

as Analyzed by Daniel Bellino-Zwicke




1.  How To Skin a MOOSE 



"NOT" !!!


2.  How To GET a BARTENDERS ATTENTION ..

"YES"

3.  Bet The HORSES ..

"MAYBE"

4.  How to Give a Good Massage ..

"YES" Definitely !

5.  How to FELL a TREE ..

"YES"


6.  Buy a WOMAN CLOTHING ..

"YES"



7.  FILET A FISH ..

"YES"  A Must !!!


8.  How to MAKE EGGS 4 WAYS




ABSOLUTELY "YES"



9.  GOOGLE Efficiently ..

"YES"

10.  SEW a BUTTON ..

"HELL YEAH"
I Knew How to Do This by The Time
I was 10 Years Old

11.  How to Console a Crying Woman

"YES" 
You BETTER

12.  Look Good in a PICTURE

"HELL YES !!!" 


13.  Calm a Crying Baby

"Yes"

14.  Parallel Park



"HELL HELL HELL YES" !!!

Any Man That Can't Is a DORK !!!

15.  Wire a Ceiling Fixture

"YES"


16.   MAKE PANCAKES From SCRATCH



17.  STOP a Running TOILET

"HELL YES"


18.  COOK Like An ITALIAN




19.   CARVE a TURKEY

"HELL YES"


20.  MAKE a Drink Just For HER

"WHAT Do YOU THINK" ???


YES



21.   Pick a RIPE MELON

"YES"


22.   JUMP-START A CAR

"YOU'RE LAME as HELL If You CAN'T"

A BIG YES !!!!


23.   GET A TABLE at a RESTAURANT

"HELLYEAH"

24.  KILL A INJURED ANIMAL

"It's Helpful"


25.    SHINE SHOES

"YES"






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